Predictions
The 100% True and Accurate Prediction of the 2026 NFL Season
Beware spoilers, as I unveil the guaranteed future of the 2026 NFL season, revealed to me in the vision of a dream.
Predictions
Beware spoilers, as I unveil the guaranteed future of the 2026 NFL season, revealed to me in the vision of a dream.
Lists
The Rams may be a superteam, but even their roster isn't perfect. Can we assemble a better team under the 2026 salary cap?
Browns
The Browns are starting Deshaun Watson over Shedeur Sanders, a decision which leaves no winners.
Preseason
Preseason football! Meaningless results, but not meaningless to the guys fighting for bigger roles. From De'Zhaun Stribling to Kyle McCord, here's some of the guys who caught my eye in Week 1.
Vikings
The least-dramatic quarterback competition in recent memory is over, with J.J. McCarthy being relegated to backup duties in Minnesota.
Hall of Fame
With the 2026 Hall of Fame game tonight, we look at the best players from each AFC team still waiting to get into Canton.
Hall of Fame
With the 2026 Hall of Fame game tomorrow, we look at the best players from each NFC team still waiting to get into Canton.
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The worst anti-dynasty of all time...and still going strong, 30 years later.
The worst franchise in NFL history -- but not the worst single stretch.
Synonymous with failure, with a strong case for being #1.
Somehow, still not the worst stretch in Cardinals history.
Aint's Misbehaving.
The worst team in AFL history.
Bortles!
Mike Brown and Dave Shula. Apples and trees and all that.
Art Rooney's amateur men may have been the worst pre-war teams ever.
The Pennsylvania Polka -- one of the oddest moments in NFL history, as the Steelers and Eagles swapped everything.
Nothing sets a fire under a team like a little arson.
The most sheer concentrated terribleness in NFL history.